The Touch Grass Institute does not exist. Its staff, its studies, its journal and its figures are invented, and its conclusions are deliberately terrible reasoning. Nothing on this site is medical advice. It is not affiliated with any university, journal or research body. Professor Honk is not a real goose, and no goose endorses this site.
Going outside, though, is genuinely good for you. When you do, check yourself for ticks after long grass, mind pollen if you have hay fever, and keep hands off lawns freshly treated with weedkiller or fertiliser.
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